Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Ap dhond kar dikhao!






Acha




Tareef ke qabil





Pyara dikhne wala





Sweet




Smart






Chand se pyara






Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai












main hoon naa.->
  

May, 19 2010     240 chars (2 sms)     2151 views       Funny

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HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST


8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

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