A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
  

May, 25 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     1870 views       Funny

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Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha


Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?


Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay


Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?


Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

























Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->


1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@


Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)