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Three ways to catch a tiger :
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Three ways to catch a tiger :
Three ways to catch a tiger :
Three ways to catch a tiger :
1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
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May, 19 2010
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iqbal k kehnay pe ja
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...
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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
Wife : Beggar
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !
Husband : Why ?
Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
yeh arzoo hai meri y
yeh arzoo hai meri y
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina
Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina
Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain
Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
Few Sweetest kisses...
Few Sweetest kisses...
loveliest kiss: on cheeks..
Romantic kissL on lips..
Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...
Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ... ;->
Agar Koi Galti
Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu
Plz
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Mafi maang lo
Me bht rhm dil hun..
good news 4 u
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
best error message of the century
Best error message of the century.....!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
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