Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     299 chars (2 sms)     1961 views       Funny

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if u like me

So u like me


so sweet


Ok
u can stop


Enough plz
Stop it


this is 2 much



Oh my God


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i like u 2


Uff,Crazy fans..
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s Said !
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NiCE BELT . . . ;->
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????


Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”


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Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa




Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->