HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2805 views       Funny

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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.
Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Arz kiya Hy Tawajo Fermaen..

Kameez Teri Kali..
Kameez Teri kali..

Wah Wah!

Tay Changa kita Paa Li... :p ;->
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->


Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$
I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever