HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2168 views       Funny

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Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-
Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.


Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??



Answer :


Mere Pass




Mere Pass




NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"

Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"


Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun
"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)



Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"



"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-