According To A New Study ....

According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially

''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->

May, 15 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2220 views Funny

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High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Q: What do you

Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!

Pathan Apni Girl

Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..

kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye

kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye

Sardarji

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Puppy hi u all i hv one puppy 4

Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai

its sad for a girl

It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ... =P ;)

It Is Very Easy

It Is Very Easy
2 Eat Sweet Chocolates
Speak Sweet Words
Watch Sweet Dreams
But
Its Very Difficult
2 Find
A Sweet Person
But
I Salute U

Tusi Menu Lab e Lya ... ;->

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai

Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi

Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

biggest mystery of m

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

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