Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
  

May, 17 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2987 views       Funny

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efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?







Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!


Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D