Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
  

May, 17 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2827 views       Funny

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~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U


"BoRinG"...!!!


So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...


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Roses specialy 4u...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->