Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
  

May, 17 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2448 views       Funny

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