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Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
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Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..
Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi
Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
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apun wishing you a w
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
A Sardar moving
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
LECTURER:
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
Newton''s law of load shedding:
Newton''s law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
1 pagal dusre pagal se
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
If A PARATHA
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?
Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
If u want to be a winner in life...
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
:#: A friend
:#: A friend
ll is like
( o ) a
( ? ) Guitaar
So
So
So
So
So
uski.
BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
malang and engineers
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".
Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room
So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...
(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)
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