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Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
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Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..
Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi
Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
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A lady delivered twins.
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???
She Starts Her Sentence
With
"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
acca is still tough
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE
Example:
3+3=?
Options:
a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 6.0
Moral:
ACCA is still TOUGH.
There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
Nokrani
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.
Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?
Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
Kabhi dost kahte the,
Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.
Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.
your love makes my d
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Light can replace dark
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,
U KNW WHY?
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Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
Pakistan cricket team has complained
Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Mumbai may ghareb
Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D
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