Mera dil e kenda

Mera dil e kenda
Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??
  

May, 22 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     3260 views       Funny

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .

" Kuch Kehdo Tu Muo Phula Leti Hain Aur Kuch Kardo Tu Peait Phula Leti Hain . . . . "


Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??







bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
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Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST


8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
pAtA hAi kiA...








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