Mera dil e kenda

Mera dil e kenda
Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??
  

May, 22 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2804 views       Funny

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How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???








CPU??
Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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hE sAng A sOng


"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"


::sms GAmblr::
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.


Happy Anniversary
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
''Dekho yaar?




































































































kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.''
A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
Dad 2 son:when i beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
Kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...