A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"Bandar Se"
Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
