a birthday is a mill

A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

May, 03 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3294 views Funny

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Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".

Men discovered

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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Lamha Lamha Waqt

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../

Shaadi kernay aur mobile

Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:

wOt wilL i nAme mY

wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...

EKLoveYA :-

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE
WHEN U R SAD ITS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITS ACTION
WHEN AFRAID ITS THRILLER
WHEN CONFUSE ITS SUSPENSE
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMILING haina...THATS COMEDY

My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

_____________________ Kuch Nahi Bus Meray

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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai Ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)

happy birthday enj

Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don''t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Whenever You Feel Sad

Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..

Coz

Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->

1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

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