a birthday is a mill

a birthday is a mill
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
  

May, 03 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2736 views       Funny

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You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,

Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,

Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?








Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
Friendship Is A Sea
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Go Deep In It
Go Deep
More Deep
Chal Bus kr Hunn Dubb K Mrna Ee..
Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
My Eyes Bear
Uncountable Tears ... :(


B''coz U''re Away From



I Wish U Were Here



To Cut These Onions
Instead Of Me ... ;->
Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal


Kaha Chipha He Tu..


Or..


Kaha He Tere..


Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha


Or Tere...


Msg Wsg..
A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,




ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon
I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->