a birthday is a mill

a birthday is a mill
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
  

May, 03 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3350 views       Funny

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Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You


















It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
Application 4 Leave

O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.
IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That

He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .


But

He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . .













"Yaar Ye ALTAF BAHI Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->
'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??



i dont think its a tough one



well the answer is




Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''


Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->
Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can"t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!


Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

or,

Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.