''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3035 views Funny

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Beemar shohar:

Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar

Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai

Tera Humsafar

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Q.What do me and a mirro

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .

ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li

Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he

1 pathan or uski

1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe

to driver ne shisha set kiya

pathan chillaya or bola

tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai

tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,

Height of walking..

Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?

meaning of pakistan

Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.

with love this wish

With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

Father says to Son...

Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......

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