''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3107 views Funny

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Aaj Mere Mobile

Aaj
Mere
Mobile
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Aap
Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Ho...

Pakistan means

Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?

Arz Kiya Hai,,

Arz Kiya Hai,,

Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,

Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,

How to irritate Bill Gates

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

1 Bacha ZONG K Office

1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

Who Let You Get On The Horse .

Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?

Can''t Understand...!

Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->

And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,

MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,

ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,

ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga

.*""* . * ""*. "* Dil ki *" *Gehrayon* "*. se .*"

.*""* . * ""*.
"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
"*. se .*"
"*..*"
*

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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.

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