''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''
  

May, 24 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2968 views       Funny

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Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
Batao France K Log Chai Main

Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise

Q Ghumate Hyn??



Dere''s A Logic



No Answer??



I Tell U











Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->
A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.































kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire













Is . . . .













To Become A Billionire And



Then Lose Money . . . ;-
Advertisements By The Manufacturer Of LAdies Panties

" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
Subha
SMS


Shaam
SMS


Din me
SMS


Raat me
SMS


Ghar me
SMS


Office me
SMS


Jeena
SMS


Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??




S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)