''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2999 views Funny

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definition for human being

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!

If Ever iN Your Life

If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything,
I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?

BOY: Achi film hai na..!

GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!

BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????

GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....

Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne

Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P

When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Is SMS ko bht

Is SMS ko bht

Sumbhal k rakhna

Ye mamoli SMS nahi

Ye kemti SMS hy

Inbox me rakhna

Ye SMS

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(( )) ¥ ¥

2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.

merey pyar kee

merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam

tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam

Mistakes r embarsin

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))

Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?

yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?

mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''

Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter

Aik hotel mein naye

Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:

"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."

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