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''Naa hame haarna
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''Naa hame haarna
''Naa hame haarna
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''
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May, 24 2010
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Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,
Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
HUTCH K CEO
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
Fir Kya Hua?
Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua
Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay
Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?
Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O
Aba: Eida matlab.. ?
"Marasi State Oil"
Hosh kar Oye :->
do not walk behind m
Do Not Walk Behind Me
For I may Not Lead
Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me
For I may Not Follow
Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,
Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR
THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
Why Did The Statue
Why Did The Statue
Of Liberty Have
To Be A Woman?
The Head Had To
Be Hollow To
Make A
Restaurant In It!
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,
Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,
Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
I always pray 4u that.
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi
PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua
AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay
PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .
Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
Kabhi Karachi Bhi
Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...
Magar
Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??
Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.
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