have u ever noticed

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

May, 06 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 2436 views Funny

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dehshat gard itnay h

Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->

Dear customer! You

Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..

How Was Your First Day At School .

Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->

Once Upon A Time...

Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.

Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p

an arab was

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte He

pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...

A Boy got Job in Girls

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?

Height of filmi culture....

Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Karan Johar is producing a new film

Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"

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