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have u ever noticed
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Funny
have u ever noticed
have u ever noticed
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
That
The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE
While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
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What''s Te Difference Between
What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???
If U Drink Alcohol
U Will Dance Around People
If U Drink Poison
People Will Dance Around You ;->
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,
mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,
rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,
tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Best Punishment
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
Giv Him A Mobile With A
Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him
In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
In Life
In
Life
Wen
U
R
Alone
When
U
R
Crying
Wen
U
R
Upset
Wen
U
R
Sad
Jus
Make
A Call
2Me
Bcoz
.
.
I
Hav
Incoming FREE.
RONAY se chehre pr pimple
RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:'_':.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
(='_'=)
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte
h. .*
(>'_'
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
A Man Touched
A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..
AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
BaThRooM SoNgS:
BaThRooM SoNgS:
LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!
QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!
GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
Love Is Second Mistake
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
ek kana kisi ladki k
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
?
?
?
?
1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
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