have u ever noticed

have u ever noticed


Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2696 views       Funny

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ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Tee Quotes:

On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh


Cockroach Hai..!!
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

*?**

**

**

**

?

*

It means that black cat is also going some where
''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''


**dost**



**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....