have u ever noticed

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

May, 06 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 3393 views Funny

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Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA

By All Means Marry

By All Means Marry

If U Get A Gud Wife

Uâ€™ll Become Happy

&

If U Get A Bad One

Uâ€™ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->

Zara Si Mobile Men

Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu

Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..

Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...

Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..

Teacher: Bijli

Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."

1 Andha Police

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

College ki galyon

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

american police chor

American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

U R my best frnd.

U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"

JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?

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