have u ever noticed

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

May, 06 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 2494 views Funny

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Everything is "Pre-Written"

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

WHEN

WHEN

YOU

CANT

SEE

THE

BRIGHT

SIDE

OF

THINGS...

THAN

POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->

husband wife

Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.

Ek khusra elecation

Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay

Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab huey

to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga

Goverment muft nachay ge

Full of Emotion shair:

Full of Emotion shair:

Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.

A for Apple B for Banana.

If you are MAD, I am your DAD.

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?

Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya

one woman to another

one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..

''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.

''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''

Man 1- I notice dat Ur

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

agar tum merey khwab

agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?

Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)

Purani Kahawat hai

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

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