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have u ever noticed
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have u ever noticed
have u ever noticed
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
That
The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE
While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
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May, 06 2010
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When a newly
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,
after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.
It''s all a question of time!
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
That
The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE
While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
Ans-SHANTI
''"Khudi ko kar buland itna
''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"
Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
.
.
AND
.
.
My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
.
.
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.
.
Oh….u toooo?
Who Let You Get On The Horse ... You Witch''s Child?
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
5 Points That Prove
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
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Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
American: Oh God!
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon
Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo
Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo
Sab Se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"
Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio
HaPpY SuMmEr SeAsOn . . . :)
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?
hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
Sardar rocks
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
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