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Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

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Bush ko agr joota

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:

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What husband calls their Wives??????
1st year Barby Doll..........
2nd year China Doll.........
3rd year Baby Doll.........
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4th year PanaDoll.............
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Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

If U Are

If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

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''Na Pooch teri judai

''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun

pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun

o O o
o O''

Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai

Teacher :Tomorrow

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

23rd march a

23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)

Boy: Papa Sach

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

1 Raja Tha Wo

1 Raja Tha Wo
Itna Khoobsurat Tha
Itna

Itna

Itna

Itna
Itna

Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna

K
Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->

charsi qabrestan me chars pi raha tha

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

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