I want to update my facebook status

A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D

May, 12 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2516 views Funny

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Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,

Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

A lawyer saw an

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

A punjabi women i

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!

4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD

4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!

1 larki valentines

1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
.
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.
warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->

Warning . . . ! ! !

Warning . . . ! ! !

It''s A VIRUS

When U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off

It Won''t Work . . . ;->

A Boy Shying 2 Propose

A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-

"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

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