I want to update my facebook status

A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D

May, 12 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2628 views Funny

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iqraremohabbat kuc

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai

Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->

Police:Tumhe kal

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

My eyes detected My heart reacted

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

*Dua 4 Election*

*Dua 4 Election*

Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,

Sher ko jangal myn rakh,

Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
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or...
PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!

Zindagi ka Safar & women

What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?

Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D

Munna bhai:

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Guiness Book Of World Record

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->

Behind every Man''s

Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.

But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"

SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->

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