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A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D

May, 12 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2204 views Funny

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Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->

MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME

MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".

Salary:
10,000

Medical:
Free

Home Rent:
Free

Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar

Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai

Tera Humsafar

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Man Comes Home& Start Shouting

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

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It means that black cat is also going some where

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum

PAKORAY le k ate hen!

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->

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