I want to update my facebook status

I want to update my facebook status
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D
  

May, 12 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2383 views       Funny

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wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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think

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Pastry ;):)
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?



A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd


& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
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Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay.
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur


aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:



"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto