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AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
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AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
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Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
To The Beautiful
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,
May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.
Happy Anniversary
What Did The Banana
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?
Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.
Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?
Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
WhiskEY, Drugs
WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..
Aren''t they?
But,
the man who runs away frm his enemies...
Is a Coward...
So b brave
chEErS..! ;->
Mureedni:
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..
TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
pathan & manager
Manager : You
are appointed
.
.
.
your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
.
.
.
Next Year it Will
be 20,000
.
.
.
Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me
Sanass Rokay Raha
Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza
Cantt Qabaristan Me Ada Hogi
Considering his
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
kyun duaein maang
kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?
Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
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