2 girl frndz

2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..

May, 25 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3249 views Funny

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1-5 years girls love MOM

1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!

The brain is a wonderful organ.

The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.

A world-wide UN survey

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar

Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
..
Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.

Rakhtey hein jo

Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba

aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true

memon beemar hua to

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

student yaar dho

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

Sender: SWEET +92??????????

Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

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