2 girl frndz

2 girl frndz
2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
  

May, 25 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2870 views       Funny

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Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..




Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..











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All iz well..
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?













































"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
See Stars Are Blinking

Moon Is Shining

&

Breeze Is Singing

Because

I Ask them

To Greet You

A Special Night ... !!! :)


Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
A man loves

his sweetheart the most,

his wife the best,

but his mother the longest.
American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph
If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt
Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p