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girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
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Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
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raozay daro
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
Sweet But Not Honey
Sweet But Not Honey
Precious But Not Money
Bright But Not Sunshine
Improves With Time But Not Wine
Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe
Pathan:-
ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga
Raste main usko 50 Rs mile
Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH
itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.
Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?
Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya
Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.
Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet
iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo
"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
new economic lingo
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,
"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine.
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
When ur life is in darkness pray
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??
Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...
Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947
Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.
Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
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