1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b

1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
  

May, 05 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2111 views       Funny

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In Italy
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