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Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
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Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
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UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla
UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla
Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza
UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay
Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy UsKo
Patanay Lagay..;->
mobile ko qabz ki shikayat hai
Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai
Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy
2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga
Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
Bangali Student Se
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."
BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->
bv shadi se pehle
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
balance sharing day
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day... ;->
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
PtA dEcLaReD
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.
GeO NeWz
LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
hum gaye thay un k g
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti
Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
PTCL waly
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
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.
.
.
.
PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
shaddi
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
.
.
.
Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
any woman can be
Any woman can
be a mother but it
takes someone
special to be
called
"Mom".
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