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Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
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Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
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I Looked
I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
Sardar sent a
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
AgAr iNsAn K
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
wish you a many many
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
pappumere ac me 10
Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?
>
>
>
Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.
(Shortest Joke)
(Shortest Joke)
Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
funny
Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
Is A male or female????
Is A male or female????
socho
Socho
Female
Why?
Bcoz
A kya bolti tu...? ;->
Agar Koi Galti
Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu
Plz
.
.
.
.
Mafi maang lo
Me bht rhm dil hun..
Zardari
Zardari :
Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…
Pathan:
Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
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