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Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
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YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??
Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...
Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
A strange reality:
A strange reality:
''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?
Alive chicken
Rs 160/-
Chicken TandOori
Rs480/- :-P
Kya tm urr sktay ho?
Kya tm urr sktay ho?
Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?
Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?
Nai na?
Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
teacher sam you
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"
Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "
Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"
Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"
Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"
Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
Mere sath chalo gi
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany
Husan bana to diwany bany
Koi to baat hai aap main
Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you
an expensive analysis about you,
which ur spouse gives free anywa
What''s The Most
Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?
Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da.......
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........
me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....
aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....
me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
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