Muje kam az kam aps

Muje kam az kam apse ye umeed na thi apk pait me koi bat nahi ruk sakti kya?apny subko q btaya apki himat kesy hoi k ap sbko ye batao k

"I M SO SWEET"

May, 25 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2331 views Funny

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2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog

2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)

jab light jati hy tou

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

hum aur aap

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent

''roz logon se tare

''roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or sare lafange honge......''

In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra Hi Thek Ha

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina

Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain

Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)

A paindo man was died..

A paindo man was died..
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GOD say him!

Main teno janat dey saaa..

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Paindo bola,
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Na jee Na
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Main Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''

what is the differen

What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?

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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->

There is a ruler named

There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

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Socho, socho!!

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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"

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Muje kam az kam aps

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