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last night katrina said 2 me
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last night katrina said 2 me
last night katrina said 2 me
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!
I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
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May, 05 2010
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v ek khan zameen per l
Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
koi insan agr ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
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2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Dushman
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
Some Willing To Work
&
Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
Zindagi bari udaas hy
Zindagi bari
udaas hy
Mujhe lagi
piyas hy
Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy
ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k
meri poem
bakvas hy''
Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?
Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?
Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Wah Wah...
Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Thanday Meethy Faalsay,
Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''
To hear wat is unspoken,
To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel widout even touching,
is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIA
n people think its love how stupid ;->
kick off ur shoes
Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake.
Make it a day,
that"s simply Great!!!
Happy B"Day..
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai
Janta Hai Kiya ??
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Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada :-)
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