Who Is A Doctor???

Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???


He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...
  

May, 17 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     3086 views       Funny

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peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan
Ek Faqeer Ne Doosre Faqeer Se Poocha: Tum Ne Wo Bridge Wali Jaga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou Khoob Kamai Hoti Thi
Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jaga Apne Chote Bete Ko Birthday Pe Gift Ker Di . . . ;->
S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday
Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hyn ,
Aahe''n Bharte Hyn Aur Sochte Hyn





Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na



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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..


Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.

No downpayment.



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Hen

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