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Who Is A Doctor???
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Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
He Is That Person
Who Cures The
''Ills''
By
''Pills''
&
''Kills''
The Person With His ''Bills...
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May, 17 2010
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Height Of Jhatka
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
GREAT NEWS !!!
GREAT NEWS !!!
Call ufone 2 ufone & ufone 2 Other Network @ Rs.0/month.
And LIFE TIME FREE SMS!
Just Type
"UFONE Meray bap ka hai"
& Send it to 333.......!
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)
I Never 4get My Sincere Frndz
I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz
Whn I c Some Faults
In Them
I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That
"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
Perfect Tou Nahi Ho Sakta Na" ;->
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?
Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
Yah SMS Krnay
Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ
Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
Fone Number
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
What Is The Similarity
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
SaRdar ji went
SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Latest Bathroom Songs . .
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .
Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk
Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja
Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
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