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Who Is A Doctor???
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Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
He Is That Person
Who Cures The
''Ills''
By
''Pills''
&
''Kills''
The Person With His ''Bills...
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May, 17 2010
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I Like Long Walks …
I Like Long Walks …
Especially
When They Are Taken
By People
Who Annoy Me … ;->
Women :Sir,Main Apne
Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Son: If I fail?
Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.
Son: Why?
Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?
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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!
Aik bar phir phairen
Dobra phairen
Chalen 1 bar phir
Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...
"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
Banta-Kya Hua,
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
Teacher: "pappu ne
Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?
Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?
Think think...
I know u can Think this,
Abbey
Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
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