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Mere
Mobile
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
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Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
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Balance
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May, 18 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     2145 views       Funny

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Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)
ladki wale hame ais


Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga

tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,


Zindgi main sabko
hansana,


Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,


Phir bhi koi gham day to



90
pay phone lagana




"THOK DENGE"


saaley k
Definition Of GirlFriend . . .

Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe