Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar
  

May, 17 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     1952 views       Funny

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GOLDEN WORDS


"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."

By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Height of Love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO


Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya

2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy,
Whi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz Thi,
1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy Sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy,
My Sb Ko Mbark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->
Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi



"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->


Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
What’s The Height Of Hope








Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED” ;->

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->