Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!

May, 20 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 3321 views Funny

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Yaar aik warid kay card ka number send karo plz

Yaar aik warid kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldi...

main tumhain
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.

DBK874326

Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

wo soye hoye the....

Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...

hum soye hoye the...

Moral:-

''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

>> "Doctor, doctor

>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"

1 bat soch rahe hain

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..

People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success"

People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success"
I say im making a strong foundation by failing many time...

funny

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)

Life Of A University Student

Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Teacher to Santa "

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

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