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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
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May, 20 2010
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O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata
"Faraz"
Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…
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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
twinkle twinkle lit
Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star
Aishwrya Is A
Film Star
Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star
Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A
SMS STAR.!!
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
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Are
Idiots
And
I Married
Their Queen..! :)
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Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
1 Aurat Ne 1
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?
Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
girls are like internet domain names
Girls are like Internet domain names..
the ones I like are already taken!
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
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