Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!

May, 20 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2300 views Funny

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I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

new age ashiq ye

New Age Ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->

Fakir bache se:

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!

runaway ur father is coming

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi?

Susti bhare jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?

Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?

sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...

Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P

Humara Khwab

Humara Khwab

“Bhokaa“

“Nangaa“

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“

Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai

Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Th

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,

dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,

aur kya pani mein behney they

Really SmArt One

Really SmArt One

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)

Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

16646
yeh password kis ka hai?
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Saeed Ajmal... =)

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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

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