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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
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May, 20 2010
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T h e D e f i n i t i o n
T h e
D e f i n i t i o n
O f
A
B e a u t i f u l
W o m a n
I s
O n e
W h o
L o v e s
M e ...
commerce ki larki
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
Impressive quote..
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"
SHOAIB MALIK
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..
akhiyan udeek diyan
akhiyan udeek diyan dil wajan mar da,
Aaj aj tey dholna din wey aitwaar da, aja tenu akhiya udeek diyan
preszardari has ord
Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,
Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
extra sheet khappay
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
Larki: mein shadi k
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
Pathan 100 K Note
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha
2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?
1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
Arz kia ha..
Arz kia ha..
Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..
Wah wah..
Kia arz krdia ha mene
karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,
to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.
Aao!
Aao!
Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>
K
Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>
Hm Wafa krenge>
Hm Mohabbat krenge>
Sirf Or Sirf Apne
"Ap"se... =P ;->
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