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May, 17 2010
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Ajeb shakhs tha
Ajeb shakhs tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha..
sawal karne se pehlay jawab rakhta tha..
Wesay to kehta tha ''i hate grlz''
magar khusron se hansi mzaq rakhta tha..
Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Aap sochte honge ki hamari
Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai.
NEVER ENDing
ow can we prevent noise pollution? keep vehicle horn in silent
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
1 pathan cycle sath
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.
Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
Police ne Rok K Puch
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.
Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.
Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?
Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
Ali Rides A C
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
R U Sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
the most unfulfilled
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
bapo ne kaha zong ka
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,
Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
aaj tum nein mujh sey
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey
to mein batata hoon
"Chalein KFC"?
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