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"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
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May, 17 2010
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Height Of Stupidity
Height Of Stupidity
“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.
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WT R U ALL WONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U
I''m Willing
I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!
I
M a Y
N o T
A l W a Y s
B e
R i G h T ,
B u T ...
I
A m
N e V e R
W r O n G ... ;->
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
...
...
...
...
Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''
A Boy Going In Car.
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying
In The Middle Of Road.
He Came Out And..
To Be Continued..
To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
Sardar told his servant:
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
''Aap ke haath mein Mobile h
''Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Never think more
Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .
Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .
Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR
THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
It''s the sweetest
It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
SpeciAL TEA
; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""") """" """"
SpeciAL TEA
1 MerE LiyE
Or
Doosri
B
MErE LiyE...
Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
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