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"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
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Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
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''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...
baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
u start wearing Earing
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"
Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
Fairy Tales End With . .
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."
But
Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
Height of Bindaasness..
Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"
boy papa mein kal
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
Maths Magic:Ur
Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.
Whn A Girl Falls Down
Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
nurse mubarak ho a
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
RehMan MaLik Ne
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.
B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":
WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
Shakespare Said
Shakespare Said
Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez
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