"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

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Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"

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Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"

May, 17 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2346 views Funny

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''How do you

''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''

jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.

myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Mod Obedient

Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young

Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,

Read the 1st letter of every word..

Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai

Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston

Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai

! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..

adnan sami ko indian

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

Bohat Kiya intizar,

Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

,

,

Wah g Wah...

,

kiy kehna...

,

Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,

Sub Ne Kaha...!

Ooon Hooon .... ;->

yar ma na suna ha k

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

FATHER:

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level

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"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

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