Jab Usne Humse Taluq

Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....

ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory
  

May, 25 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     2716 views       Funny

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Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da


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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smsxone.com Likhne Ka
un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ

maza na aaey to paisay wapis.
Send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM


baki time tang na karna
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"

Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)




USA School Interview 4 New Admission
.
Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
''Aap ko bohat bohat


*EID MUBARAK*












heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy
Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye

* CHAND *Or * TARAY *

Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k

* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay