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Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....
ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory
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May, 25 2010
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What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
BMW
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”
Men discovered
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE
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I love u bolo
I love u bolo
mjy nai
apny jevan sthi ko
(\./)
/.".)"^----;";_
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//\\ //\\
ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..
When I was born
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye
K
K
K
K
K
So Rahe Ho Kya??
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..
Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..
B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais
Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
wife was about to
wife was about to give birth to a baby.
husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.
wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
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