Jab Usne Humse Taluq

Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....

ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory
  

May, 25 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     3115 views       Funny

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Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
Marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
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Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt Rosni Huyi
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi
Plz ADJuST Karlo."
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...









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muskurate rahey...



























































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Hamara b HASSA nikal
gaya...-