Jab Usne Humse Taluq

Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....

ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory

May, 25 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 3225 views Funny

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A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor,people
gather around him & ask''Lala ji ki hoya?
Lalaji replies,''pata nahi.main v hune aaya haan.

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Ye mamoli SMS nahi

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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.

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U have Just Watched My New Film:

TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->

Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye

Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye

Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar

Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->

"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,

"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,

Kion Nahi Karain.?

Kion K,

Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?

Kion.?

ARAY BHAi!

''WAFA''

OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..

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A white horse fell in the mud

Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

n0w bush replies 2

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

girlhum kaha ja rah

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay

Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......

Theek usi tarah.../

2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe

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Jab Usne Humse Taluq

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