Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse

Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse
Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

.

Dar lag raha hy

.

Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

.

Wohi 3 lafz

.

Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"
  

May, 22 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3119 views       Funny

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Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Wife : Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K Ap Ne
Mujhe Naye Kapre Karidney k Lye 2 Hazar Rupee Diye Ha Ap YaqaNan kud Ko itna Bare Dil Wala Sabit
kare Ga Jitna Mai Ne Kawab Mai Dekha

Husband : Ha Bagum Tum Wo 2 Hazar Apne Pas Hi
Rakho jo Mai Ne tumhien Khawab Mai Diye the . . ;->
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Avi Msg
Sent u Avi
Perh Lu Avi
Tey 4Wd vi ker Du
Avi
Note-[Thora Hass Vi Lu Avi]''
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay



Kia Le Ker Jayenge



Mujhe Sms Na Ker K Kitne Paise Bachayenge



Itne Paise Bacha Ker Kia




Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Mat perh...
mat perh...
chour day...
mat perh...aray janay day...
abay janay day....




chal merra kiya jata hai perhi ja...
main nay kuon sa agay kuch likha hai
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"


"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"


"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"


"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz