Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse

Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

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Dar lag raha hy

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Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

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Wohi 3 lafz

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Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"

May, 22 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3413 views Funny

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mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

1 billi 1 sheikh k g

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->

BIWI k kharche se tang

BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha

Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi

3-Zalzalay aein gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?

Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

"Dhobi."

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

larki wale aap ka

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?

Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,

Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->

shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.

Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D

2 kids wr lying 2gethr

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

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