Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse

Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse
Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

.

Dar lag raha hy

.

Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

.

Wohi 3 lafz

.

Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"
  

May, 22 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2961 views       Funny

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Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta


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Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein

Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!


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kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?




very simple yaar




dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)