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Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
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Love never Dies..
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forever &
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forever &
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Only..
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Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete Hain,,,,,,,,!!
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!
Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai Pappu .
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .
Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena
Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->
Never Ask For A Hug Just Take It
Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It
Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U
Never Say
I Can''t Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U
U''ve Been Trained
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Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna
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Ruk Oye
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Mujhe Pata Tha Tum meri bat nh mano gy
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ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR
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Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
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