Aj Meri Sim Ka Birthday

Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay

May, 25 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 2892 views Funny

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bohat dino se main bhoola

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->

Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.

Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->

One Sardar needed

One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t

<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,

<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

1 Admi Ko Naddi

1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.

Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD

Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD

A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS

A Passionate Kiss On LIPS

A Romantic Kiss On NECK

But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On

Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->

want 2 see this world after ur death?

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

happiness isbrlik

"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"

You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !

My night r becoming

My night r becoming sleepless, my dream r becoming hopeless, i asked God is it love ? God said no.
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Exams r near!

Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,

Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P

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Aj Meri Sim Ka Birthday

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