raja pervaiz ashraf

raja pervaiz ashraf
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D
  

May, 12 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2434 views       Funny

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Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...

Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??
Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho..


All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????


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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai
We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.


Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->