1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
  

May, 25 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2810 views       Funny

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A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:


"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
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Today i was
thinking of V
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2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:


Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....


Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...


Arey Pakar Liya..


Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???
Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)
Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha


Now
Continue Ur Work :-
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''




Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
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