1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

May, 25 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 3254 views Funny

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Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze

Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,

Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,

Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,

Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->

What''s The Moral Of Movies

What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

End of the World in 2012 means

End of the World in 2012 means

I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki

8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki

Aur

Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki

Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->

Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun

A.O.A!

How Are You?

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,

Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.

You and Your Family is Invited Dear!

I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING

I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING

-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .

-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .

WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .

BECAUSE............................?

" Empty Things Break Easily "

Twinklw Twinkle L

Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(

wohi jo aaj pakistan ka hai

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-

histry of pakorey

Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..

Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola

"PAKO REY" .. ;)

Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se

Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se

Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do

Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai

Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai

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