1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
  

May, 25 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2664 views       Funny

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Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..

ofcourse girls r the first..!!

but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .


Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.