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1 day u’ll B srprisd 2
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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A sardar''s response
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"
todays fact g
~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
URSS......
ek molvi england night club me chala giya
wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.
oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!
Message Of The Year:
Message Of The Year:
Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!
Why?
Very Simple.....
A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye
Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye
Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
ab parhai soch samaj
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:
Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo
"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."
BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->
Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho
Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho
Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go���
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A white horse fell in the mud
mazmon likho!!!
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....
ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory
one day i saw zardar
One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .
I Asked My Father
"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne
Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->
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