1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

May, 25 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 3320 views Funny

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Machar marne ka asan Tareqa

Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa

Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain

Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole

Use Morten pila den.->

Duniya se chupa Kar

Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha

Ap Roothtay Rahy

Ap Roothtay Rahy

Hum Manatay Rahy

Apki Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy

Ap ne kabi Murr k Na Dekha

Hum peechay Sy Apko

Munh Chiratay Rahy

Collage Ki Ladki.

Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!

udas kyun kar rahy h

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.

an engineer was l

an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Aaj Mere Mobile

Aaj
Mere
Mobile
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Aap
Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Ho...

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?

STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI

Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!

Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,

Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,

Ke Zindagi Main 2 Cheezain Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain...

Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !

Aur Dosra...??

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“Meetha Kharbooza”

Full Form Of SMS

Full Form Of SMS

S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .

Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->

I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING

I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING

-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .

-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .

WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .

BECAUSE............................?

" Empty Things Break Easily "

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