1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
  

May, 25 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2307 views       Funny

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Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardan dabana
5-Ap Se SmS ki tawaqa rakhna
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.

kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.

isi lye kehtay hain



bachay 2 hi achay
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

[~!~] a m Y
Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN


An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,


CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''