1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

May, 25 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2452 views Funny

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koi sui mangy hum teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai.

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!

jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)

Gang of SARDARS

Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta

Teacher: Hume Garibon k

Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!

Gali aor Zardari

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .

Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)

Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt

Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt

Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl

ek aadmi raat ko 3 b

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

Bacheoo ka deewana hua

Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....

Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.

Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

Two rules u need to follow in life..

Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

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