Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna
Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.
  

May, 22 2010     413 chars (3 sms)     3500 views       Funny

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