Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna
Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.
  

May, 22 2010     413 chars (3 sms)     2464 views       Funny

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Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)


Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)
Never Attend A Class




Why ... ? ? ?






John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...



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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho


All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!



For details visit:



www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate



Is lia main sochta hon,



k


tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!