Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

May, 25 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 3141 views Funny

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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

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