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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
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May, 25 2010
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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus
Roses are Laal
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.
Bura maan Liya
Okay.
Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool
Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
boy to teacher m
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
Teacher to student
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy
Q K
Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
Survey Subject:
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.
ek aadmi raat ko 3 b
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
NAME: SAIMA
NAME: SAIMA
D.O.B:15/10/1988
WEIGHT:49 Kgs
HEIGHT:5''7"
COLOR:Whitesh
BIRTHPLACE:Lahore
DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!
taj mahal
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,
agar dada chichorey na hotey.
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