Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2585 views       Funny

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Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
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PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
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Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
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Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
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Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
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Can''t Understand...!








Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
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Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega



Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

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HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

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A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
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And





A Few Years Latter
''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya…
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Kaise?
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Niche Dekho..
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Bas,Aise Hi!
Ha..Ha..
Ab 126 HOGAYE!''


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A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)