Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3296 views       Funny

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Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

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Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

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5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
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Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

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Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha