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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
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May, 25 2010
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Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn
Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy
Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do
Q k
Hum Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se
"KHOFNAK"
Mukurahat Ki Talash Hy ... ;->
Sardar Goes tofu
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
agar tum merey khwab
agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?
Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)
plz dont neglect th
Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
What is meant by ABCD
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
Kaha Hai Garib
id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
.
.
.
Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
.
.
.
Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.
Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
hai smart
hai
smart
bohot
wo
hai
bheja
ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se
niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid
womain
confused
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
Pathan: Hum Ne
Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!
Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab
Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
GIRL: If U will try 2
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
Keep Silence For 2 Minutes
Keep Silence
For
2 Minutes
In Memory Of
Those
Poor
Helpless
Hopeless
Mosquitoes
Who Died
Last Night
By The Stnech Of
Ur
Body . . ..
Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
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