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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
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''Duniya Main Reh
''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''
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Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
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Human brain is the most
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
pyar kya to darna kia
Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.
KBC main shahrukh ne
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
Our freindship is IDEAL,
Our freindship
is
IDEAL,
U happy
I happy,
U sad,
I sad,
U Laugh
I laugh,
U cry
I cry,
U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...
''When i open my
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
Kya Ap Panchvi
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
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Sorry, Nursary FaiL
Shakespear said, "
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".
In Punjabi It Is Translated As,
"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
Any Degree Of Shaterring,
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?
I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
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