Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2740 views       Funny

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Biwi: Wo kiun..?
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Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..
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Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
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Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
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Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
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2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
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5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..



A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)
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Sardar: Apple Khanay

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Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
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A Little Bit Of Paint ....



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