Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3012 views       Funny

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Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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Why women Love gold more
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.


Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
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Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.