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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
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Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
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