Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2424 views       Funny

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ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,




Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz


Whn I c Some Faults
In Them


I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That
















"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
Perfect Tou Nahi Ho Sakta Na" ;->
Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)


Computer Is Shameless
Why?



?



?



B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_

Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma