Cricket has reached

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..

May, 24 2010 453 chars (3 sms) 1998 views Funny

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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.

The Statement Below Is True ...

The Statement Below Is True ...

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"cErTiFieD ...

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StUpId " ;->

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A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.

You r the biggest fool on earth...

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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?

100 rupay ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.

Kia haal hai? =P ;)

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Koi Insan Agr Ankhe

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

maho maho halla hu

maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.

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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"

''Ye balo Khubsorat

''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai

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L L

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L L

Nai nacha?

Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

"Phool Insano Se Zyada

"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"

Ko

SMS Karne wala..

Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

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