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Cricket has reached
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Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
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My Heart Problem
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left
I.C.U
Or..?
U C Me !!!
Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!
1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor
n the award goes 2
Altaaf Husain ;->
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...
Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?
Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
boy tujhko kya bhejon?
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Din ko chain nahi,
Din ko chain nahi,
raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal..
yeh pyar nahi .....
Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya
Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye
Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao
Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
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Q?
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?
Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
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