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Cricket has reached
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Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
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Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Mood theek ho,
Time ho pass,
Sab kam chor k,
Thora ehsas ho to,
Dil mane to,
to
to
aik
(SMILE PLZ)
boy my gf broke up
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!
Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!
Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
boy 2 pretty girl
boy 2 pretty girl
boy: janeman meray dil main a ja
girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????
boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
in ghajini if amir
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
The Two
The Two
Dangerous
Weapons In The World
Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...
1) A Girl''s Smile
2) A Girl''e Tears ...
Dear Customer!
Dear Customer!
We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This
"EID"
From:
JAZZ:
AUR NAHAOO ;->
kal shab jo dehka kh
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..
Ho Ho...
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...
Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,
"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
Kon sa road?
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!
Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain
Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Bivi Ne Kaha.
Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao
Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
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