Cricket has reached

Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
  

May, 24 2010     453 chars (3 sms)     2919 views       Funny

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TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

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Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

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Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

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Pull U Close To Me

Put My Arms Around U

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"Mein tumhari miss hon!"