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Cricket has reached
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Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
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Pathan: Hum Ne
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Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?
Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
MOTOROLA K Add Mai
MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?
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HELLO MOTO... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi
Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti
To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
Friends r like films,
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
Aam logon ko bewaqoof
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!
Wajah mein batata hoon,
"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
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''"Khudi ko kar buland itna
''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"
If You Are In
If You Are In
"L O V E"
Press Down
Theher Jao !
Abhi Tumhare Ammi Abbu Ko
Batata Hoon
Bari Pyar Ki Aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->
pathan o yar me
PATHAN: O Yar!
Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!
Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy
SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:
"OPERATION THEATRE"
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