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Cricket has reached
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Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
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Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
dad son what do y
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
School me master
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
When a newly
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,
after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.
It''s all a question of time!
FUNNY
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
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DOOR SE
''hame to sms ne loota
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
definition of home
Definition of home:
"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Jis tareh exam me
Jis tareh exam me
qustion assan hote hai
aur answer muskil,
usi tereh apke liye
msg padhna bahut assan he
per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.
Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka
Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
pathan nay molvi sab say kaha
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
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