Cricket has reached

Cricket has reached
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
  

May, 24 2010     453 chars (3 sms)     2388 views       Funny

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
Wife: What is so interesting in me?




Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Why Is A River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing.
Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA