Khaaksaar k

Khaaksaar k
Khaaksaar k
dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha
mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     305 chars (2 sms)     3481 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"


Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"
Q Hr bar mosam
ki trha badal
jate ho''

Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho

Ye bat sunkr
mri rooh tak
kanp gai

K tm ab b

Brtan Dhony
waly SOAP se
Nahaty ho. ;)

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY


JB

LOG HUMAY


KISSSSSSSSSSS


KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.