Khaaksaar k

Khaaksaar k
Khaaksaar k
dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha
mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     305 chars (2 sms)     2703 views       Funny

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HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"


Who is the leader of ducks?








Ans. Frog





Why?
















Because frog is MAINDUCK
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard


Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko

Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...

Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera

Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede.. ;->
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal



Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat



Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat



Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
Arz kia ha

sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
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No sPace
No sPace
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''