kyun duaein maang

kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?

Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->

May, 24 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 2752 views Funny

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Why Does Police Always

Why Does Police Always

Reaches Late At The Crime?

Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...

Pair Nahi..

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

tujhe bhool jana jana,.

tujhe bhool jana jana,.

mushkil naheen

''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''

in foreign daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

mobile repair kerne

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay
kertay hain

.

Kuch loag 4 ghantay
kartay hain

.

Aur kuch loag to poori
poori raat kartay hain.

abbay aapna moblie
charge!!!!

boys psycology:

boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"

Itni pyar bhari nazron se

itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya

Teacher :

Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains

Masha Allah

Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n

Ya Allah

Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...

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kyun duaein maang

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