1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
  

May, 13 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2274 views       Funny

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Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath


faraz


naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar
Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life

Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
.
.
.
Even if u r
.
.
.
.
Married!
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

"HALKI SARDI ka
Zamana hai"

"Musam bhi Suhana hai"

Kuch new sms to karo "JANI"

Kiya balance ko 2009 tak
Chalana hai.
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

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kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000
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8 semesters are there


80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

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