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Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."
Doctor:Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature.
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Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
It Means
Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
''How do you
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
Love Is Second
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD
Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !
But The Fact Is That
Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
Wife: "1 More Word
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
pagal khaney main
Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
What R U Searching
What R U Searching
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No Msgs Today
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Bcoz
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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->
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Saturday Date,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)
O Ja Oye Wasi
Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein
WASI,
Na Kisi ne Chaaye poochi na Kisi ne Lassi.
O Ja Oye Wasi!.!''!.!
Gali aor Zardari
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
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