Kajra Re"

Kajra Re"
Kajra Re"


If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
  

May, 17 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2783 views       Funny

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Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.


Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..
Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.


Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai


Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->
Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
An
NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA