Kajra Re"

Kajra Re"

If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"

May, 17 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3041 views Funny

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Ek Chota Bacha

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->

New Exciting

New Exciting Offer From
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1

"AATE"

Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-

Teacher: jab clock pe

Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!

KAAM KI BAATEN

KAAM KI BAATEN

-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.

-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.

-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.

-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta

Quaid Ke 3 Nakat

Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe Rakhi Jaye
2)Call Kro Is Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai
3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...

God Thought That

God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->

Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

DARD NAK KAHANI.

DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->

Women recall every

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

THE END.

kesa tha?

Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))

Teacher: ''Now Class,

Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-

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Kajra Re"

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