What wud u call

What wud u call
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

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HASINA !
  

May, 21 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3141 views       Funny

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---Is sms k charges main ny Pay ker deain hain-Apni marzi ka sms likho or jisey chaho send kero.
After all
hum apki kajosi ki Qadar krty hain''
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Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
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Santa-
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Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
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Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
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Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.

Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money





u r saving by not sending sms 2 me