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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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HASINA !
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Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...
A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"
In OuR
LyF
ThInGs ArE To UsE....
&
PeOpLe ArE To LoVe
BuT MoSt Of Us
OfTeN
UsE ThE PeOpLe
&
LoVe ThE ThInGs......
Amazing Newz
Amazing Newz
Recent Survey Shows Dat
D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"
Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->
Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah
Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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1. Cartoon Network
2. Star Plus :-)
2 Hijade Shaadi
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
Challenge.
1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?
2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?
3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?
4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?
5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
(",) XCÜS€ M€ !!! _/|_
(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_
Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?
Ehsas hy mera..?
Bus me he SmS kroon..?
Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
He was a good man
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,
i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.
Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE
wit me!
Boy: SHUT UP,
U made my pocket empty....
In School Canteen,
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
Businessman explaining
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
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