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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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HASINA !
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May, 21 2010
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''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
fat man dr main pa
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum
Dil me Tum
Dharkn me Tum
Asman me Tm
Zamen me Tum
Ankhon me Tum
Jahan dekho
Tum hi Tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.
JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .
Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?
Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of
BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of
Mobilink,
Telenor,
Paktel,
Warid,
Ufone,
Insta phone
and
PTCL will beTOTALLY FREE !
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Miss Calls only.
Height Of Dramay Bazii
Height Of Dramay Bazii
" Khanani Ghar Ghar Ki "
" Kasuti Zindgi Ki "
" Saas Bhi KAbhi Bahu Thi "
some like sunday so
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Characters : 92 | Sms Length : 1
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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Teacher Female studant Se
Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
larke wale hum ko
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?
Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !
Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..
''pAppu''
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->
True Luv Story
True Luv Story
A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other
Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu
Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
Husband ask,"
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
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