Aik Din Geo K Saat

Aik Din Geo K Saat
Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...




"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->
  

May, 17 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     1973 views       Funny

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Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
... T R U T H ...

'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...

If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-


Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''