Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     273 chars (2 sms)     2060 views       Funny

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President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
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Ministers Ki "Farawani"
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Na "AATA"
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A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
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Mosam ne Li angrai,
or hum ne phr Li Razai.
IceCreAm se hy Larai,
MongphaLi hi sirf ghr me aai.
Cold drink se mu mor Liya,
Chai se nata jor Liya..

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










Aur SoChO !














Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.