soldier to general

soldier to general

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     385 chars (3 sms)     2252 views       Funny

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