A SmiLe Costs Less Than

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A SmiLe Costs Less Than
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than

Electricity,


But


Gives
More
Light.


So



ALways
SmiLe


and


Prove

that


U
r
the
Best

"Tube Light" ;->
  
May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2365 views       Funny

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Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''
Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''

SMS ko bh log karobar banye phrty han
A Small Advice.
A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
"OEYEEEEE"
"OEYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?





Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)
Piece Of Philosophy
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
A Boy went to meet his GF.
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:

Kaha gay thay??

Boy: UssE milne....

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
there are 3 kind of men


There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
Remember !
Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist


Just



KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?


Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
Mein tum sey pyar
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.


Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna

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