is indian servant 2

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..

Think..

Say this fast in American accent.

"There was a cold day!" ;->

May, 20 2010 191 chars (2 sms) 2205 views Funny

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Plz Plz

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1 Frnd:

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
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2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

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''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

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Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha

Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
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Plz note my new

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§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø

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A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!

1 of the most entert

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->

Relation Between Men

Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !

Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

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Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

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