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Flower dies,
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Flower dies,
Flower dies,
Flower dies,
stories end,
songs fade,
memories r 4goten,
all things come to end,
but precious people like u,
. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
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May, 19 2010
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
You Know That Old Saying
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
A SmiLe Costs Less Than
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than
Electricity,
But
Gives
More
Light.
So
ALways
SmiLe
and
Prove
that
U
r
the
Best
"Tube Light" ;->
a child never saw his hips.
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi .
Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.
teacher : U failure !
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
Theme Song Of
Theme Song Of
"RACE"
In Pakistan
Race Tahreekoun Ki
Race Aatay Ki
Race Bajet Ki
Parliment Is Racing On
Waada....Hakomat Ka...Wada.. Wadoun Nay Hi Louta Hai
Allah Duhai Hai
Bari Mehangai Hai
Loadshading Chai Hai
Teray Pakistan Main... ;->
a free Chocolate!
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,
wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
Height Of Stupidity
Height Of Stupidity
“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.
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