Real Heart Touching Story

Real Heart Touching Story
Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
next day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)
  

Oct, 05 2011     196 chars (2 sms)     3070 views       Funny

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Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
.
.
.
Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
.
.
.
Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever


Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
Once "Chhakka"



Goes To A




"Raymonds Showroom"




Guess Y?


















2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"