Real Heart Touching Story

Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
next day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)

Oct, 05 2011 196 chars (2 sms) 3116 views Funny

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Socho U.S.A jis se Darta Hay Un sab K Aakhir May

Socho
U.S.A jis se Darta Hay
Un sab K Aakhir May
(N)
Aata hay
Quran,
Taliban,
Pakistan,
Iran,
Usama bin ladin,
Afghanistan,
Wazirstan
Cheen
Pathan
&
Khalid Jan

Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

(\./)
/.".) "^--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; )
// //,''

wishing u 12 months

Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always

Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.

Kiun k

Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi

BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->

hum wo aashiq hein jo

hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,
We can remain frnds in this way

Some Of The Unrefusable

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Musharaf To Arbab

Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.

Mafi nama" Agr meri missbell/sms

Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.

SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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