Pthan

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

Oct, 05 2011 155 chars (1 sms) 3087 views Funny

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A Sardar looking at

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta

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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S

. A man got

2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

A sleeping lion is stronge

A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog

SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher

By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!

An old couple

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,

Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,

Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.

Masjid ki deewar pe

Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye

Dad: if u Pass

Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!

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Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.

Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae

Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?

Chhirrr
No!

Charrr...
No

Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai

Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))

I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

Pathan Proposed girl

Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

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