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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
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Thought of the day:
Thought of the day:
"Never make the same mistake twice..
Bcoz..
There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
Just Say 3 Wordz
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go
4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..
Do U Think Its Luv?
Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.
The Other Fly Away.
Why?
Saala POLICE Ke
Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
Kya Aankhen hain kya zulf hai khy chehra tum ne paya hai,
Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,
Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,
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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->
Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
ao chupan chupai khelty hen
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????
MAWA LEE ... ;->
Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
~ Tum BiN ~
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
maa mujhe bhai chahiye
Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..
Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..
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