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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
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beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
jumping on a bicycle
- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
Career is like a light
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Pappu excitedly announced
Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
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A) "Something"... ;->
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr
HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
Phir
Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi
Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .
After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,
I Can Never Remember
What I Just Said.
When Did You
First Notice This Problem?
What Problem?
A Couple Before Marriage
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....
Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other
And
A Few Years Latter
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
Sayanein kehndey nein
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".
Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
Ek sheikh doctor
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
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