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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
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Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
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Do u kno which
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
bandy da puttar ban
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
wo keh k chaley k ab hum sirf
Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,
Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
acha to phir kal time se aa jana
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->
Sweetest Proposal
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
mein b katrina ko b ly aaon
Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..
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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->
meri taqdeer ko dekho
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
2 Jahil Admi
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
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