Pthan

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

Oct, 05 2011 155 chars (1 sms) 3598 views Funny

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Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

dulha mil gaya

Hello Janu!

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Dulha Mil Gaya
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Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

"Dhobi."

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
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What Do You Call A

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I''m Sorry Yar,

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Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
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jab lite band hoti h

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Milli Naghma

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Koi Kutti Qaum Hain

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Be_Imaan

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''Be_Imaan !!''

Wait Wait Wait

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zardari k ley bura w

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
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reshma ki jawani

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reashma ki jawani

reshma ki jawani

ab hogai hai purani .........;->

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