Pthan

Pthan
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
  

Oct, 05 2011     155 chars (1 sms)     3174 views       Funny

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