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"I''m going on vacation
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
  

May, 24 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     4804 views       Funny

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Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho

Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai

tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
Feeling Sad?









Then Imagine
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Im Wid U


( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)


Now U Happy?

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No?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega



















"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings


And


Shut Down For
Computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.


Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.

Murghi Ne Dekhlia..

Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:

Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?













coz










Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->