"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
  

May, 24 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     3988 views       Funny

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Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man




This Is What We See In The Movie

''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..

sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR.
(>"<)
( '':'' )(")(")

Aik Thi Cat






Rehti Thi Sad








Khati Thi Rat




Phir B Sad




Akhir Q ??





Us Ki Marzi!


Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D

Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n











dies because of
BIRD FLU
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->


Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
Sardar radio thek krwany gya
.
dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
,

,
Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!


An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P


Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.