"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
  

May, 24 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     4099 views       Funny

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Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..


Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!


Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala
Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..

Us Train Ko Kya Kahein Gaye ??


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Socho

Its Simple Yaar


" MAAL GARRI "

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->
Lage Raho

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Lage Raho

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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga

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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega

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Lage Raho.

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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
God

Sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


Sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing."