"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga! Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga! Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga. Aur tumhe kya chahiye? Girl: chawlaan na mar Dost da numbr de..:p:p
