"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
  

May, 24 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     4832 views       Funny

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If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

I Wud Sit Next To U

Pull U Close To Me

Put My Arms Around U

And

Say Proudly








LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->


Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........

me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....

aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....

me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Suno

Aaj

Aftar me

Samose b thay

Cholay b thay


Kele b thay

Seb b thay

Angoor b thay

Chaat b thi

Sharbat b tha


Bas 1Teri kAmi Thi


PAkoRe.. :->
Aaj mere paas


Mobile Hai


Number Hai


Charger Hai


Battery hai


Balance hai


Tumhare pas kya hai?

Hai koi msg?


hai
To bhejo
Agar nhi To mobile fek do!
Yaar
Ye Dekh...







Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha


I M FARAZ :-D
Tum Bohat Hi

Sweet

Cute

Decent

Good Looking

Nice

Intelligent



Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
Dear jana
Smile Never
Speak Ever
Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
Forget me Never
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->