"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".

May, 24 2010 241 chars (2 sms) 4141 views Funny

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Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Tmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tbiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen.

Back benchers association..

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.

BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR EXAM

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

1 rich girl ko school mei

1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Last Night. . . .

Last Night. . . .

I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''

&

When I Woke Up

The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->

Ek ladka..

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

boy school se rota hua ghar aya

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)

its sad for a girl

It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ... =P ;)

police

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

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