"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".

May, 24 2010 241 chars (2 sms) 4721 views Funny

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Boy: BUS aur LADKI

Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!

hmari life bhi cirke

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:

Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired !!

''hame to sms ne loota

''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''

twinkle twinkle lit

Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing

All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)

Rs 60/- per day

Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....''

Usualy i only snd msg

Usualy i only snd msg to 3 peopl who r either: vry cute vry swe8 or vry special Bt in ur case i m making an exeption

U r 3 in 1:-)

1. I may be paranoid,

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

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