"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".

May, 24 2010 241 chars (2 sms) 4330 views Funny

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KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

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Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

Warid paish krta hai pehli bar aapke Mobile mein nahati hui larki

Warid paish krta hai pehli bar aapke Mobile mein nahati hui larki

Aaj thand boht hai,

LARKI kal nahaye gi

WARID we care

kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,

kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,

Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san

kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see

HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz

HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

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AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-

Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

Kdi na wi lya kr maama

Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->

Truck K Peeche . . .

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..

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All iz well..

.*""* . * ""*. "* Dil ki *" *Gehrayon* "*. se .*"

.*""* . * ""*.
"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
"*. se .*"
"*..*"
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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.

ng Is Possible

Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]

Mareez Dr. S

Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.

Life is full of rewards

Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card

20% discount.

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