"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
  

May, 24 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     4194 views       Funny

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Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each other
.
Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,

MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,

Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,

Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,

Or..

Rait
per
Likha

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.

MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"


Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"

Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,






Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,







Apka Reply aye ya na aye,



Lekin...







Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:


"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"


(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)