"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
  

May, 24 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     3733 views       Funny

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Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,


















mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia

Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
1 Job Offer Hai,


Sallery Rs 20000.


Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!


Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,


Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.
KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai"bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai"
''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai''
Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->
A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i''m already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he
Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->