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One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
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May, 24 2010
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Q: What do you
Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!
height of a music lover
height of a music lover--
"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Bejan Phool ko khusbu
Bejan Phool ko khusbu dena koi aap se sikhay,
Rote huwe ko hasana koi aap se sikhay,
Dost banana to har koi janta hai,
Magar doston ko chuna lagana koi aap se sikhay..
Patna kahan par hai
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai
Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno
Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
pathan and faraz
American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
dua karo k meri umar lambi ho
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
Bruce Lee''s Favorite
Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?
Kha-Lee ... ;->
Ye msg aik
Ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
Name
Malika Sherawat.
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne
Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
Jane kis baat pe uss
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?
halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
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